My Secret to Keeping a Clean Home (Most of the Time)

It's really quite simple...

If it takes less than one minute, just go ahead and do it you lazy asshat.

No seriously, it totally works. All the little crap (dishes sitting in the sink, a week of mail in a pile, stacks of folded laundry) accumulates quickly, but if you just go ahead and do it you lazy asshat, your house stays neat. Then, when you do decide to get ambitious and vacuum a room or two, you don't have to put away a bunch of baby shit/dog toys/pairs of shoes first.

So many creatures everywhere, all the time.

Also podcasts, so so many podcasts. I wear her on my back, turn on a podcast, and just wander around the house being productive. My new favorite is 99% Invisible.

Lovely Free Desktop Wallpapers and Architecturally Advanced Bipedal Moon Beavers

Check out these fabulous desktop wallpapers. I'm digging my new figgy desktop!

I adore nerdy history stuff like this podcast about this time in 1835 when people thought the moon was populated with architecturally advanced bipedal moon beavers.

I am in the early stages of growing out my bangs (uuugggggghhhhhhhhhhh) and loved this "Tips and Styles for Growing Pesky Bangs Out" video by Cherry Dollface. Below is my new favorite method. It's a bit tricky but after a few tries I got the hang of it.

I learned a lot from these 20 posts on photography tips and tricks.

I have such a lady boner for Amy Schumer right now. Current favorite: Milk Milk Lemonade. Close second: Last Fuckable Day.

I'm very mindful of my iPhone use when I'm with my daughter (aka 87.5% of each day on average... yes I just actually calculated it for reals).
A) I doubt there is anything on that little screen more important than witnessing all the ridiculously cute shit she is doing these days.
B) I want to model good moderation of screen use and I might as well start now.

I'm tempted to order one of these delightful floral penis pattern pillows.

Are you ready to feel super old? Watch this amusing video of teenagers reacting to 90s music.