Awkward Giraffe

I grew up on a big horse farm in the middle of nowhere...
Then I lived in a small hippy town in the mountains for seven years...
And now I'm a new mom in suburbia, spending my days chilling with the tiny human I made with my sweet uterus skills.

I have two ridiculous cats (Olive and Eloise) and a goofy ass German Shepherd (Sir Poindexter aka Dexter when he's feeling informal). Sometimes I cook, sometimes I art and/or craft, and sometimes I watch an embarrassing amount of Netflix in one sitting.

Why Awkward Giraffe? Because I am tall and thin and people think I look graceful... and then I move. I am a super klutz. I am all arms and legs and if I can bump into it/trip over it/knock it over, I will. Let's just say, dancing and sports are not my forte.

Plus when I was first considering the name I googled it, naturally. The Urban Dictionary definition sealed the deal. Go ahead, go look it up, I'll wait.

See?!? Hilarious!

I also find selfies to be extremely awkward...